The Official On-Line Newsletter

of the

WA Rangers Association Inc

Issue 10  2007

 

 

Oh Happy Days!  Rangerdaze is here again!

Hi everyone and welcome to this the final issue of Rangerdaze for 2007.

After a 5 week break back in Perth, we are back to updating the website and look forward a number of new issues of Rangerdaze during 2008.

As usual we have a variety of stories, jokes and photos for you entertainment.  We have a massage from the WARA President, oh we mean a message.  There's a rundown on this year's WARA Conference from our Media Team, On The Moves and much, much more to keep you glued to your computer screens for the next 90 seconds.

WARNING, WARNING Will Robinson!  No it's not Lost In Space but at the end of this Rangerdaze we have a couple of photos once again which are not for the faint hearted but are very funny!  Dogs have a very keen sense of smell and that's the only clue.

So from all at Rangerdaze, have a very safe holiday with your loved ones.

 

 

 

A Christmas Trolley Tree from Port Hedland

 

Message From WARA President

Samantha Tarling

 

Ho Ho Ho and a happy day to you,

Can you believe that another year has come and gone?

In our industry Christmas can only mean one thing, those fire break infringements have to go out and if they have gone out they have to be paid soon.

However, in our other life as a father, mother, aunty, uncle, grandfather, grandmother, partner, husband, wife, Christmas means a time of coming together and spending time with our friends and family to celebrate Christmas and that traditional family game of cricket on Boxing Day.

It is a time that we can reflect on our achievements & successes of the year and the blessings we enjoy every day. Reminding ourselves of things we take for granted, like living in a safe environment where we all have freedom of speech, channels to progress our innovative ideas, abundant career opportunities, work and life balance if we choose it, healthy kids and lovely beaches to enjoy. These are only a few of the pleasures in life to some of us, you will know what your blessings in life are and I trust you spoil yourself and take a minute to reflect and enjoy the warm feeling that comes over you when you do this.

On behalf of the WARA Committee I wish you all a wonderful and safe time together, however and wherever you will spend that. Be kind to you and yours and we will see you all next year.

Kind Regards

Sam

 

Easter is next and the Easter Bunny is on a diet as from now !!

 

 

 

HELP !!

Researching WARA's History

Keith Pleitner and Ray McArthur, two WARA Life Members have been assigned the task of researching WARA's history for our 30th Anniversary in 2008.

We want to know about anyone, anywhere who may have had some involvement with the Association over the years.  This person may have been a past President, Vice President, Secretary or other member of the Executive Committee or Committee at some time.  Where are they now and what are they doing now?  You may have information regarding a past WARA member who has passed on.

Over the next couple of months, please ask around.  If you know anyone who can help us with any information, please click on the link below, print off the questionnaire and pass it onto the person so as to be completed and returned to WARA.

Your support in gathering this information will be much appreciated.

Thank you.

WARA History

 

 

 

 

You Must Be Joking !

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.  Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter", he replied.

Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.  "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie"

"You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.  "Ya, shure, it's right here in my tackle pox", says Olaf.
 
"Could I see him?" asked Sven.

Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.  Addressing the Genie, Sven says, "Hey dere, I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will", says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
 
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf,

"Yumpin' Yimminy! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
 
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing.  Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

 

 

 

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE (NSW) - NO CHARGE (for a change)

A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company:

1. Next time you order cheques, have only your initials (instead of your first name) and last name put on them. If someone takes your chequebook, they will not know if you sign your cheques with just your initials or your first name, but your bank will know how you sign your cheques.

2. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED".

3. When you are writing cheques to pay on your credit card accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your cheque as it passes through all the cheque processing channels won't have access to it.

4. Put your work phone number on your cheques instead of your home phone. If you have a PO Box, use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your Centrelink Number printed on your cheques. You can add it if it is necessary, but if you have it printed, anyone can get it.

5. Place the contents of your wallet on a photocopy machine. Do both sides of each licence, credit card, etc. You will know what you had in your wallet and all of the account numbers and phone numbers to call and cancel. Keep the photocopy in a safe place. I also carry a photocopy of my passport when travelling either here or abroad. We've all heard horror stories about fraud that's committed on us in stealing a name, address, Social Security number, credit cards.

Unfortunately I, an attorney, have first-hand knowledge because my wallet was stolen last month. Within a week, the thieves ordered an expensive monthly mobile phone package, applied for a VISA credit card, had a credit line approved to buy a Dell computer, received a PIN number from DMV to change my driving record information on-line, and more.

But here's some critical information to limit the damage in case this happens to you or someone you know:

1. We have been told we should cancel our credit cards immediately, but the key is having the toll free numbers and your card numbers handy so you know whom to call. Keep those where you can find them

2. File a police report immediately in the jurisdiction where your credit cards, etc., were stolen. This proves to credit providers you were diligent, and this is a first step toward an investigation (if there ever is one).

3. But here's what is perhaps most important of all: (I never even thought to do this.)

Call the three national credit reporting organisations immediately to place a fraud alert on your name and Social Security number. I had never heard of doing that until advised by a bank that called to tell me an application for credit was made over the Internet in my name. The alert means any company that checks your credit knows your information was stolen, and they have to contact you by phone to authorise new credit. By the time I was advised to do this, almost two weeks after the theft, all the damage had been done. There are records of all the credit checks initiated by the thieves' purchases, none of which I knew about before placing the alert. Since then, no additional damage has been done, and the thieves threw my wallet away. This weekend someone handed it in. It seems to have stopped them dead in their tracks.

Now, here are some numbers which you might need to contact if your wallet etc has been stolen:
1. Visa Card Australia 1800 621 199
2. Visa Card International 1800 450 346
3. Lost Travellers' Cheques 1800 127 477
4. MasterCard Australia               (02) 9466 3700       
5. MasterCard International 1800 120 113
6. Bankcard Australia               (02) 9281 6633       
7. Medicare 132 011
8. Centrelink Fraud 137 230
9. Seniors Card 1300 364 758
10. Passport 131 232

ANZ FREECALL 1800 033 844
BankWest 131 718
Citibank 132 484
Tamworth Coles/Myer Source 2340 1300 306 397
Commonwealth 132 221
CUSCAL- MyCard 1300 135 538
GE Capital 1300 369 904
Members Equity 1300 654 998
National 132 265
St George 1800 028 208
SydneyVirgin 2000 1800 080 000
Westpac 1800 230 144
Woolworths Ezy Banking 137 288

We pass along jokes on the Internet; we pass along just about everything, but if you are willing to pass this information along, it could really help someone.

 

 

 

Electrician Wanted

Must have experience in untangling fishing lines.

 

 

 

 

 

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Back In Perth

The WARA Website was on hold for about 6 weeks while Maureen & I went on holidays back to Perth visiting family & friends.

We arrived back on Monday 29th October and within 48 hours attended the first new WARA Committee Meeting for the new year since the conference.

Had a great time also catching up with rangers around the place.  At the Committee Meeting left with Mort & Sam and below we visited Owen Anderton and a couple of his team while having a break in Busselton.

Thanks to everyone for their kind hospitality and hope to be back again around September 2008 for the 30th Anniversary Conference.  See you there!

Steve Elvidge.

 

 

 

 

 

WARA Meetings for 2007 / 2008

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 31st October 2007 at 1830hrs

Town of Bassendean, 48 Old Perth Road, Bassendean

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 12th December 2007 at 1830hrs

Town of Vincent, 244 Vincent Street, Leederville

 

General Meeting

Wednesday 23rd January 2008 at 1830hrs,

City of Belmont, 215 Wright Street, Belmont

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 5th March 2008 at 1830hrs,

City of Stirling, Civic Place (Cedric Street), Stirling

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 9th April 2008 at 1830hrs,

City of Melville, 10 Almondbury Road, Booragoon

 

General Meeting

Wednesday 28th May 2008 at 1300hrs,

Shire of Kalamunda, 2 Railway Road, Kalamunda

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 9th July 2008 at 1830hrs,

City of Rockingham, Civic Boulevard, Rockingham

 

Committee Meeting

Wednesday 6th August 2008 at 1830hrs,

Town of Kwinana, Crn Gilmore Ave / Sulphur Road, Kwinana

 

Annual General Meeting

2008 WA Rangers Association Annual Conference

Time, Date & Venue to be advised

 

 

 

Win A WARA Polo Shirt Competition

The competition was to answer questions from 7 previous issues of Rangerdaze found in the archives.

The first correct entry out of the barrel was Paul Postma "Shire of Toodyay".  Thanks to all who entered.

 

 

 

You Must Be Joking ?

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

 

 

 

 Hi I'm Tazzy

I spoke to the WARA Media Team last week and they gave me a run down for you on this year's conference.  Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did!

 

 

WA Rangers Conference 2007

Well, didn’t the year fly by! Once again the annual Rangers Conference has rolled around and wasn’t it a beauty! The laughs, the thrills, the teamwork and most of all the spirit of camaraderie that characterises the modern day Ranger Services, was wonderful to see. Whether it be grown men holding hands and wriggling around or Rangers in general standing behind those that aren’t having the best of times in their councils right now, we all banded together and provided solid support and sound advice to those that needed it.  Friendships were formed, renewed and expanded throughout the Conference and who knew just how prophetic the conference title of “Working Together” would prove to be.

After the welcome provided to us all by our Association President Samantha Tarling, the Mayor of the City of Mandurah officially opened the 2007 WA Rangers Conference open. After a little bit of re-organisation due to an unfortunate traffic accident, the events of the day got underway with a few presentations from our valued sponsors. Colin Seal from K9 Collars spoke to us and once again provided a wonderful keepsake in the form of what I can only describe as a “Calcu-ruler” (hands up those of you who have already flattened the battery from using it!). We also had a presentation of emergency lighting solutions for our Ranger Vehicles from our wonderful sponsors at Britax. Also Mr Ray Sousa from the Town of Kwinana gave us a quick overview of all the inter-dependant relationships with other agencies both inside and out of Local Government. He also helped explain and define the importance of these inter-agency relationships and the need for the existence of mutual aid agreements between Councils and agencies.

After a slight delay and some quick re-shuffling we were all treated to an outstanding presentation from the CEO of the City of Belmont Mr Shayne Silcox. This man has done everything possible and still has the energy to run a large council with passion and persistence. He has a list of qualifications as long as your arm and then some including a Masters of Commerce, a PhD, a Bachelors of Business and various Diplomas and Certificates. He has won many awards from a range of sources locally and nationally. He is also a keen adventure sport enthusiast. We were very lucky he had time to come and speak to us about how he has earned his accolades in the world of Business and Local Government.

Mr Silcox spoke of the organisational changes he implemented to improve not only the productivity of his Council but also the relationships between customers and staff. This also served to lift overall staff morale to create a self-propagating positive atmosphere to work in which increased productivity and job satisfaction. How fantastic would it be to work some place that every loves being at (well, as much as you can love working anyway!). He provided us with some inspiring examples of how business should work in a perfect world and also how we can make business work in our imperfect world. All round it was quite an enlightening presentation and there was a mountain of positive feedback about Mr Silcox and what he had to say.

Following Mr Silcox was another brilliant presentation from the effervescent Mr Mark Styne. After a few lively and fun stories and interactive tales, we all took some time to answer some quick questions about ourselves and then plot them on a graph to see where we fit. Finally we had a name we could legitimately call each other to describe our “personality type”!! I still stand by my conviction that I don’t fit this graph according to the provided explanations but I have been assured that this example is just a glimpse at my profile (I do have similarities to my “type” but I’m not that extreme in it am I??). However the other member of the WARA media team was the exact opposite to me and he fits quite well in his extreme corner!!! This does mean though that we shouldn’t get on as well as we do because we are diametrically opposite. Oh, well, exception to prove the rule and all!

Needless to say a lot of fun was had dissecting each other and our traits so that we were all getting along (as hoped!) like a house on fire when we up and moved outside to the fabulous Spring day after lunch. Adventure Out Australia had a massive day planned for us, all involving team building and physical exertion. And didn’t we put our new found knowledge to use in picking out personality types! Many a time was an Expressive heard yelling help and new ideas to their team mates or a Driver seen directing “their” people into the correct places in order to get the desired result!

Co-ordination, dexterity and organisational skills were definitely put to the test in our outdoor activities as teams of Rangers were pitted against each other to see who could solve each challenge. Once these tasks were complete they then had the challenge of completing them at speed, in competition which each other. Names will not be released but rumours have circulated that perhaps not everyone was as angelic in their completion of each task as we would like to believe! The last activity that was staged back at the Atrium Hotel however was the most “explosive” of all. The teams had oddly shaped pieces of wood to assemble and arrange into several pre-set patterns in order to gain clues and tools which they then had to decipher to disarm “live” bombs. One must wonder at the fright given to other hotel guests as numerous small “bombs” went off showering the area in fire-cracker debris and the smell of gun-powder. All in all it was a fantastically fun way to end the first day of Conference activities.

It was at this point that we all retired to our rooms or the bar in order to rest, relax and preen to prepare for the Annual Awards Dinner. As the photos will attest many people went all out to enjoy this years dinner which was great to see. After a few drinks, full bellies and a hilarious explanation of the Hawaiian good luck symbol, the awards were presented to the lucky recipients for this year. Congratulations goes out to all of you that were fortunate enough to receive an award and bravo to all the good work done and time committed to achieve the heights and recognition in your profession. Much revelry and celebration followed the announcements and my sources tell me the merriment carried on into the wee hours of the morning.

Day two started with a few sore heads and missing faces but also some new ones so it all balanced out. The presentations for the day included a fantastically informative preview of a useful new tool. MobileMap is a ‘spatial solution for the field’, and can be used from a PDA to make life easier for those of us out and about that need to know exactly where they are. It’s particularly useful in Fire Season because the GPS component can tell you exactly where you stand and then you can link that through the program and find out who owns the land you are standing on. No more fine withdrawals because of incorrect land ownership details due to moved or missing boundary identifiers. This technology will come in very handy for the councils which have large areas of land to be cleared for Fire Season and will have other uses which prove to make life a little easier too!

We also had an education in regards to Tsunamis and the threat they pose to parts of WA and the rest of Australia in regards to flooding and emergency management. As it turns out a large portion of the south-west of WA can potentially be wiped out in a catastrophic tsunami event! This highlighted the need for good emergency management plans to be put in place should this environmental phenomena ever be headed for us.

After another Sponsors Presentation from the people at Aces (Animal Care & Equipment Services), displaying and promoting some of the useful tools for animal capture we were provided with some advice from Dr Garth Jennons. It was presented to us that the advice we give out to many of residents actually leaves us open to litigation as it may not be correct in terms of Animal Behaviour and how to interpret and interact with extremes of dog behaviour. He also raised the point that we may not be correct in referring customers to “animal behaviourists” as their advice and teachings may also be incorrect, leaving both Rangers and the companies we use for referral, open to legal action should things go ‘pear-shaped’. Dr Jennons presentation raised many concerns and some controversy and was a talking point of the conference in respect to, are we covered by our ‘acting in good faith’ defence when it comes to advice we give regarding animal behaviour?

Following Dr Jennons was another Sponsor Presentation, this time about the wonderful invention of Microchips and how much easier they make our job. Now was time for the South-West Zone to get up and give us a look into their daily toils and troubles. Luckily their job doesn’t differ too much from ours but they also let us know about what they have been working on in regards to the Strategic Plan. These guys have been busy! They have come up with a standardised uniform for the South-West (which was on display on the officers attending the conference and it looks really good!) and also they are in the process of developing a ranking system for Rangers to be displayed on our uniforms in a similar manner to the Police Rank identification. It all sounds really good and best of luck to them!

The final presentation of the conference was the “Working Together Workshop” lead by Jeni Hood, the Manager and Scientific Inspector of the Department of Local Government & Regional Development. This team (which includes our own President Samantha Tarling!) are coming up with all sorts of wonderful things to help us in our day to day activities and also providing us with action plans to help when you’re in one of those ‘Who do I call??’ situations. These will come in very handy as the team has done most of the hard yards for us. For those that missed it, the demonstrations at the end were hilariously funny and we got to laugh at/with the President as she became a drunken bushwalker with a shot-gun. Complete with parrot on the safari hat and a deer (with red glittery balls for antlers!!) that was shot and injured in her amble in the bush! Another ‘demonstration’ worthy of note was Dave White’s (City of Fremantle) ad-lib impersonation of a thieving sea-gull! The gorilla was not impressed when his banana was stolen right out from under his nose by a flapping, squawking Dave-look-a-like sea-gull! It was all in the aim of having a laugh and demonstrating who to call in different wild-life in distress situations. All-round funny and very helpful in letting us know we have someone going in to bat for us to get wild-life issues sorted!

This year’s conference was an enjoyable event and kudos goes out to everyone involved with planning and organising the activities and also to those that participated! From the informative and discussion provoking presentations to the hilarity of people joining in and enjoying themselves (whilst letting their competitive streaks shine) in the outdoor activities to the well deserved award recipients, the WA Rangers Association Conference for 2007 was a fantastic combination of education, fun and networking that will be remembered for years to come. We hope to see you all at next years 30th anniversary Rangers Conference for even more fun and celebrations! In the meantime,

Stay Safe,

And Happy Rangering!

WARA Media Team

 

They call me Ray and I'm beside myself with excitement!!  Here's some of the photos you voted the funniest over 2007.

 

 

Ranger Tactical Response SWAT Team.

 

 

Lady in distress or datdress.

 

 

You're not so good lookin yourself pal !!

 

 

Australia has a new Government.  HOORAY !!

 

 

 

You Must Be Joking!

 

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.  As he does this, a huge Fish jumps out and bites him.  To show the others who's boss, he beats it to Death with a spade.

Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he Disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.  He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both.  What can he do?  Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.  He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American bees.  As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees.  He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.  By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.  He wanders up to another lion and says 'What's the food like here?'

The lions say 'Absolutely brilliant.  Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees.'  

 

 

 

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Address:  1-3 Chapel Road, Moorabbin,  VICTORIA  3189

Postal:  PO Box 591  Moorabbin,  VICTORIA  3189

Phone: (03) 9532 6069   Fax: 9555 7829 or e-mail.

 

 

On The Move

 

Person

From To
John Scotland Senior Ranger Shire of Roebourne Coordinator Ranger Services City of Geraldton/Greenough
Jacqi Robinson Ranger City of Bunbury Exit Local Govt

We at Rangerdaze are aware other Rangers are regularly on the move.  Please let us know if you hear of anyone moving around.

 

 

 

K9 Collars

MAJOR SPONSOR

K9 Collars are a major sponsor of the WA Rangers Association and especially of the WA Ranger of the Year Award.  To obtain further information on K9 Collars Western Australia. 

Mr Colin Seal  Ph: (08) 9276 4937 or 1300 306 707  Fax: (08) 9375 6500  Mob:  0421 213 007.

K9 Collars

West Australian based.

 

 

 

Bark Busters are another quality company WA Rangers Association are proud to be associated with and a very kind sponsor of WARA Conferences.  Thanks Bark Busters, we appreciate your support.

Cliff Guelfi  BARK BUSTERS  Free Call: 1800 067 710

 

 

I don't care if it will help catch the killer.   I'm not, I repeat NOT sniffing them!!!

 

Excuse me!  Did you say something?

The World record for high jump from a kneeling position is about to be broken.

 

 

 

Some hangovers last a lifetime.

Don't drink and drive.

 

 

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