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The Official On-Line Newsletter
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WA Rangers Association Inc
Issue 3 2007
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Hi I'm Tazzy. I have been given the great honour of introducing this issue of Rangerdaze. BIG DEAL!! Some World leaders were recently asked their opinion of Rangerdaze. The Queen said, "Yes, we are very amused". The Pope said, "Is good. Is veddy Good". The President of a huge World power was told of Rangerdaze. Secretary of State said, "Mr President a new issue of Rangerdaze is online. The WARA Website is attracting visitors from all over the World. In fact last week they even had 10 Brazilian visitors. The President responded with, "That's fantastic, that's awesome. By the way, how many is a brizillion?
So as you can see folks it's a great read. So sit back and enjoy another "kick ass" issue of Rangerdaze. Speaking of "kick ass", check out this first story. |
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Kick Ass
This may be a first...
Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the
throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over
a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then
whipped it into
the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in
silence) and stood there ready to continue his! ride.. as if nothing had
just happened. |
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Smart Water The fight against crime has taken a new turn with the introduction of "Smartwater" in the UK. A solution applied to valuables has a unique forensic marker and cannot be removed. Each container has it's own code so that if a sample is taken from anything, it will tell police the exact address it came from. If a criminal is caught with it on him, the police know what address he has visited. It has a 100% prosecution success rate in court. One guy was arrested in a disco where the ultraviolet light showed the Smartwater on the dance floor. Steve Elvidge and Area Manager Geoff Rollin went to a Smartwater launch in the UK recently. >
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Quick Website Update Your WARA website has a new page called "Notice Board". We will be posting current information for jobs, events and any other "Need To Know" info on there as it comes to hand. If you want something on there, contact Dave "Mort" White to have it considered for publishing. Anything from a Council must have approval from your managers such as job vacancies etc. Visitors to warangers.asn.au are going through the roof at over 18,000 every 30 days. All up in 2006 we received 13,988 visitors to the site. Already for January and February 2007 we have nearly 4,000 visitors. |
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Very Funny If you want to see something very, very funny on youtube, it's called "Chad Vader Day Shift Manager"? Two guys made 6 episodes at a cost of $500 per episode and it's great. It's the story we believe, of Darth Vader's grandson who gets a job as a day time department store manager. Around 10,000,000 people have already seen it. Check it out through Google or www.youtube.com
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Much of life can never be explained but only witnessed."
NAIROBI (AFP)
- A baby hippopotamus that survived
the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with
a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port
city of Mombassa, officials said.
"It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park, told AFP. "After it was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately, it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added. "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it follows its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.
"The hippo is a young baby,
he was left at a very tender age and by
nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers
for four years," he explained.
This is a real story that shows that our differences don't matter much when we need the comfort of another. We could all learn a lesson from these two creatures. Look beyond the differences and find a way to walk the path together. Save the Earth... it's the only
planet with chocolate |
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How to make WARA your "Home" page:
We encourage our members and friends to do this with your office and home PC's and even get your kids, family and friends to help out. |
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Visit WARA Day On Tuesday 1st May 2007, we hope to spin the visitors dial off the wall. In an effort to build up visitor numbers to the WARA website, we would ask all members, friends & families to log on to the WARA website as often as possible on that one day in particular. Many of our national & international friends and associates have given their support. From this exercise it will give us an indication of the support we are receiving, where are visitors are coming from and other valuable information. Some members have already said they will visit WARA between 5 & 10 times on the day, so your support will be much appreciated. REMEMBER 1st May 2007 Visit WARA Day |
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Welcome a New Special Member Angeline Longbone better known to her friends as "Bob", is a new Honorary Member of WARA. Angie has spent a lot of time preparing school presentations in the UK on K9 Aware & Environment, information which was obtained from the WARA website. Angie rang WARA Vice President Eric Ayers from Britain to discuss the information and to obtain permission to use it. Angie is spending time promoting WARA and our website. |
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REMINDER WARA MEMBERSHIPS 2007 WARA membership renewals are now due. Your cooperation with this will be much appreciated! WARA Membership Application & Renewal Forms are now online. Click on "WARA Membership" under the WARA dropdown bar on the "INDEX" page. |
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Dog For Sale 120 kg:
Answers to the name of Dolly. |
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Don't Forget Your 2007 WARA Conference Dates ! Thursday 27th & Friday 28th September. Ring the Atrium now and book your room. More details on the "Conference" page WARA drop down bar "Home" page. |
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"Life As A Parkie" |
Summit Aims for Zero EuthanasiaAfter our last Rangerdaze with a story and letter on restricted breeds from Sue Bell in the UK, our mate from the US Mark Kumpf sent us this information. That's Mark under the tree.
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This was a very productive meeting. One thing that Animal Control
Officers routinely face is the perception that our profession is
somehow responsible for animals entering the shelters and the
eventual outcomes. The participants at the meeting all agreed that
this was not the case. If we are to succeed in reducing or
eliminating the euthanasia of healthy and adoptable animals, it will
be through the cooperation of animal control, animal welfare, good
legislation, measured enforcement, and public acknowledgement of the
challenges that face all of us in the animal services field.
Director Mark Kumpf |
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You Must Be Joking! LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
A school teacher in Kwinana asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep it was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family took me to Rockingham and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny the son of a Ranger raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her bust is so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
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On The Move |
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| Jason Rhodes | New to Local Govt | Ranger Shire of Esperance |
| Scott Winter | New to Local Govt | Ranger/Community Safety Officer Fremantle |
We at Rangerdaze are aware other Rangers are regularly on the move. Please let us know if you hear of anyone moving around.